Donald Handshoe is a world renowned archaeologist and widely acclaimed connoisseur of snoo snoo.
He hails from the gentle foothhills of Emmalena, Ky where he spent the first 18 years of his life. While he loved the mountains of Eastern Kentucky, he mysteriously left the area following an incident involving ice cubes, a hot dog, and a lawn mower (though he denies all allegations).
He now resides in Lexington after obtaining a $25,000 piece of paper which states he’ll never have a decent paying job. But don’t worry, he supplements his income as the founder and CEO of a charity organization dedicated to rescuing orphaned super models and releasing them back into the wild (though he seems to care for them all so much that he can’t bare to kick them out of his home [or his bedroom...]).
